Chip had a gleefully spiteful column filled with misinformation, exaggerations and downright lies about taxes, the founding fathers and the Obama administration.
We at the ARMY OF TRUTH decided to spare the readers Chip's intentional confusion of this issue, and instead chose to reveal some financial information we found on his office computer.
It was a boring column anyway.
It was really just a copy of the speech he gave in D.C. today, most of which he didn't write in the first place.
Can you believe he charged people to watch him? What a douchebag.